[George W. Bush]

I’ll put you down as a recent convert to compassionate conservatism.

I was never "compassionate" which is mealy-mouthed talk for someone who wants to be elected as a conservative but who wants to rule as a liberal.

You should go hide under your bed. I heard the mullahs are in your area, planning to sneak into your house and try to steal your Xbox and pork rinds.

[DugwayDuke]

“I was never “compassionate” which is mealy-mouthed talk for someone who wants to be elected as a conservative but who wants to rule as a liberal.”

Since you were using George Bush, the president, to bolster your argument, I assumes you’d converted to compassionate conservatism. (ie, an attempt at humor, I thought you might be amused.)