Jesus Schwartz? Goldstein? Are there any clues as to the last name?
Murdoch. Jesus Murdoch.
Jesus the Christ...The Living Son of G-d...
Does any more really matter?
I hear that the family settled in and around the Alabama/Tennesee border...
I think they were mostly Thompsons.
I believe that the Jews of this period did not have family names, unlike the Romans and the Greeks. People had a personal name, and would be further identified by their relationships, e. g. son of, brother of, daughter of, etc. In the James ossuary hoax of a year or two ago, the vessel was inscribed as being that of 'James, son of Joseph, brother of Joshua (Jesus)'. The hoax was adding 'brother of Joshua' to the original inscription.
No idea on the last name, but I’m pretty sure his middle name is “Tapdancing”.
Many times, when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort
in sitting in my backyard and having a vodka and cranberry
along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me yesterday after a particularly difficult day.
I said “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
And I heard the reply: “Men find many ways to demonstrate
the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a
peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
And the reply was: “No, the LOVE of money is the root
of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. “Jesus,” I said, “what is the meaning
of life? Why am I here?”
He replied: “That is a question many men ask.
The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.
I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now,
I have to finish your lawn.”
Jesus Huckabee