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To: Rock&RollRepublican
Mitt believes that his wife cannot rise to heaven unless he, Mitt, calls her up by her secret name that only he and she knows.

Uhhh....your lack of a rebuttal makes it sound like this scenario is true which it is not.

344 posted on 12/18/2007 4:13:49 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: AppyPappy

sorry, didn’t have time to read your post...

.. because I was praying to Saint Kalufa and Saint Kevoca to resurrect my lost animals....

...and then I must go to a Confessional Booth to tell a virgin male adult about my seven Mortal sins (which ones are they again?)...

..after I burn some incense blessings for my dear late Aunt Mabel who is still flying around in the netherworld of Pergatory awaiting word from some INFALLIBLE Pope to issue a decree on what she must do....

Oh, and I forgot, I am out of Holy Water to sprinkle on my new Rosary Beads, so I can say 100 Hail Marys on my way to the store to get some fish to eat this Friday.

Now, where’s my Catholic Bible again, the one with those extra books.


Of course I’m being facetious. I love dearly all Catholics as Brothers in Christ.

Will the Mormon haters just get over themselves already.


352 posted on 12/18/2007 4:45:55 AM PST by Edit35
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