Don’t teach ID and don’t teach evolution. This is the only acceptable solution to this problem.
Sure, America can simply forget about science.
Don't stop there! The germ theory of disease will need to be excluded also as offensive to Christian Scientists. No New World archaelogy since we aren't about to present Mormon alternatives. Huck Finn will have to go due to the use of the "n-word". Conventional histories of the Civil War will trouble some Southern white students.
There are many other controversies in education and curricula that we can solve simply be eliminating troublesome swaths of subject matter. And of course once we establish this precident many more groups will come forward with greivances related to curricula content. We should be able to get the school day down to one or two hours in no time.