HA your comment reminds me of my son, then a LCpl in USMC, calling me from “somewhere in San Diego” looking for directions to Balboa Med Ctr. He and his driving partner, on official business, had no maps, no piece of paper or pencil to write anything down.... didn’t want to go to the MCRD so as not to appear to be inept... I said, “son, I am just very glad that our national security is not resting on you and your buddy today...” and got on mapquest.
God Bless Our Troops