“I believe in Cosmos almighty, Maker of the heavens and the earth.
“And in Darwin, the only enlightened Son of Cosmos, our Lord who was conceived of first cousins, born into an inbred family, suffered under the Church of Rome for his enlightenment, died and was buried. He was resurrected by athiestic science and ascended to the right hand of Cosmos where all biological truth is judged according to his ideas.
“I believe in chance and selection, the supremacy of nature, the collective opinion of scientists, the evolutionary justification of all behavior, the survival of the fittest and the end of life at death.”
Amen