Top Ten List of Actions Libertarians Can Take “For the Principle Of the Thing”:
10. Decorate large marijuana plant instead of Christmas Tree.
9. Use leaded gasoline for one’s next flag burning.
8. Let one’s 12 year old drive by himself in the carpool lane.
7. Place neon sign in front window: “Cop Free Zone”.
6. Rename pit bull “Ron Paul”.
5. Carry one’s gold-inlaid, commemorative Tech 9 to next Presidential debate.
4. Weld one’s trunk and glove box shut.
3. Remove seat belts from car.
2. Vote in the nude.
1. Join NAMBLA.
One thing they won’t do is go crying to Congress for a federal law that makes it illegal for you to hate them.
Nice segue.