Looks like a homeless drunk given a good haircut and suit to wear.
Grin, that’s kinda where I was going with this:
“I’ll have (hic) just one more drink before I go kill the gay guy that picked out these clothes and did my hair...”
“Looks like a homeless drunk given a good haircut and suit to wear.”
He needs one of those cardboard signs that says”Why Lie, I need money buy beer!”