[defconw]

A recent study found the average American walks about 900
miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

[SIDENET]

I drink a lot more beer than average, but I walk a lot more, too.

I guess it kinda evens out.

[Fudd Fan]

I drink one can of beer a year, maybe two. That is IT... my milage just may differ.

[Petronski]

I think I need a tune-up, my mileage sucks.

[Tamar1973]

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

I'll drink to that...; )