I think they're afraid to invoke the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be his tentacles).
Why are FSM’s tentacles blessed? You honestly have belief in such a creature? Or do you exhibit bigotry and mock Christians?
You wouldn’t be the first, nor will you be the last. Just don’t throw me to any lions.
Long should we extol the glories of his noodly appendage!
You wrote:”I think they’re afraid to invoke the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be his tentacles).”
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I hope you are not another one of those Pastafarians... Didn’t you lose the Great Battle for the Universe with the one true god, the Invisible Pink Unicorn? I should have written “I*visi*le P*nk Unic*rn,” sorry, Pinkie, please forgive my blasphemy for I know you hate it when one spells out your complete name, you little creator, you.