Ding-Ding-Ding! We have a winner!
Yes, it’s satire, I wrote it and even the “author’s name” is subliminal satire.
Pretty good one at that! Remind me to hurt you later... :-)
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He like humor good...
So telling, how such satire is take at face value precisely because it is indistinguishable from that so frequently presented in earnest. (Kinda like when I worked on a tech support line, and co-workers would call in outrageous computer problems (”my laptop slipped into the pool ... what do I do?”) which I took seriously precisely because I got real calls just as nuts!)
To toss out my standard response to such nonsense (earnest or satire):
Climate changes. Cope.