My grandpa was a baptist preacher here in Florida. He ran off with the lady who played the piano at church, left three little kids. My grandma told me it took her 12 1/2 years to get over him. then he had a furniture store, was a sheriff, then owned a BBQ. I think he finally settled down with wife #? when his “brain” quit working.
Now that is funny!
Wasn’t our ex-President Bill Clinton a Baptist?
My father is a Baptist preacher. We’ve hoped for 60 years that he WOULD run off with some woman and give my mom some peace in her life. Sadly, it never happened.