[KarlInOhio]

Check out the subtitle for the Daily Redundancy: "The Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism"

Here are some other stories:

Health Officials Brace For 'Super-Duper Bug'
Survey: Even The NFL Has Homely Cheerleaders
Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu
Conservation Bill Will Protect Cornfields From Farmers
Minority Groups Seek Halloween Candy Subsidies
PETA Demands Rehab For Alcoholic Elephants
Council To 'Biggest Loser': Cover Man-Boobs

[cubreporter]

Pathetic aren’t they?