[ShadowDancer]

Only if you eat at my mother in law’s.

[Aria]

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

How does that punchline go? “Well, I was having Thanksgiving dinner and I wanted to ask my mother-in-law, ‘Pass the salt.’ Instead, I said, ‘YOU BITCH! You ruined my life!’”

[jnygrl]

HAHAHAHA

[Osage Orange]

ROFLOL!!!!

[Mygirlsmom]

I doubt you can compete, Dancer! My MIL was a fantastic cook, but now if it's not 100% fat, sugar and flavor-free, it doesn't appear on their table-ever. She threw away all the old German recipes that were in the family for years. One never knows what tofu-laden, mystery ingredient wonder we'll be treated to at holiday time.

I have speculated that if someone publishes an article on the health benefits of dog doo, it will appear at least once on their table.

When the girls were little, and we were traveling home after Christmas Eve with the inlaws, our route took us past a McDonalds (which was closed). "Pleeeeease can't we stop?", they'd cry, " We're sooo hungry?"

Now we make sure they're well fed BEFORE we go to grandma's house.