Kerry missed his period!!! Again?
Just last week John F-ing said he was ready to answer swift boat charges point by point. Well let’s rock Jacque. Whatcha got?
Also last week, his divorce papers were made public with embarrassing examples of lurch’s narcissism documented by his first wife. Apparently he made her dress like Jacki O and say icky things about his penis.
I think we should donate to the swift boaters so they can run their adds again. Not for the politics, just for the fun of it.