You know, if we rolled your modest proposal out, we could eliminate knives (in the general population, not my knife) and we could all be safe. Nobody would need one.
A brilliant idea, one that will prove to be a true millstone of history!
ps Hmm, perhaps we could make them out of a combination of soy and lentils?
“ps Hmm, perhaps we could make them out of a combination of soy and lentils?”
Getting close.