These waitresses had better discover that “misplaced” tip and issue a public apology to the Clinton campaign fast or they’re all looking at multi-year IRS audits, back taxes, interest and penalties starting in January, 2009. Possibly serious prison time for income tax fraud.
Actually, I think these people are not what the Clintons are used to. They are honest midwesterners who aren’t being bought off or scared off.
More likely they’ll all commit suicide in highly suspicious ways...