[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Giuliani Supporters: "Damn you, social conservatives! It's absolutely essential to keep pro-abortion, pro-gay marriage, pro-illegal immigration Hillary OUT of the White House!"

Social Conservatives: "Absolutely agreed! What's your plan for doing that?"

Giuliani Supporters: "Simple! We just nominate a pro-abortion, pro-gay marriage, pro-illegal immigration candidate to head up our ticket in 2008! Sheer GENIUS!"

Social Conservatives: "... ummmmmmm... but... that doesn't really make any logical sense, actually..."

Giuliani Supporters: "STUPID, STUPID SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES! ARRRRRRRGHHHHH GARGLE BLARGLE RAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR -- !!!"

There. That's boiled things down to their core essentials rather nicely, I think.

[calcowgirl]

ROFL!