Illinois College Students Accused of Torturing Man With Freshly Baked Cookies

Foxnews ^ | 11/6/07 | Associated Press

[BJClinton]

beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle

People pay good money to have that done to them.

I mean, from what I've heard. Yeah.

[Enterprise]

Cookie Monster slipped up and made reference to a possible co-conspirator, a certain Lorna Doone.

[dbwz]

OK... that's funny.

[in the Arena]

The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, Wells said.

WTH ? Did his friends steal drugs from a Frat House ?

[highimpact]

Those chocolate chips have gotta hurt!

Ever burn the roof of your mouth on a scalding hot chocolate chip? It's no joke. I did it once and it was one of the worst mouth burns in my life. Worse than pizza sauce. Worse than coffee. The cookie insulates the pocket of scalding chocolate, so the cookie can feel cool on the outside, but that little chip can still be 350 degrees. Water boils at 220.

[Califreak]

>Ever burn the roof of your mouth on a scalding hot chocolate chip? It’s no joke.<

Yup.

[ricks_place]

Cookie Torture Monster!

MaryJane in those Cookies?

[Slings and Arrows]

Torturing him with cookies? They must have been from Amazon.com < /geekiness>

[Brucifer]

LOL!

[ApplegateRanch]

We must do something to stop the proliferation of warm cookies. Thankfully we have a Democrat congress who we can trust to quickly draft some tough cookie control legislation before this gets out of hand.

Limit oven thermostats to 110F, same as water heaters.

Baking cookies is an act in restraint of interstate commerce, and discrimination against Elves and little girls named Sara Lee, so make it a hate crime.

[Freedom2specul8]

I’d say their minds were fried, and their attys will claim “they were nutty”. 8-p

[montag813]

Sheriff's Capt. Brad Wells said that Friday night, three men went to James' house to buy marijuana, but two of grabbed the drugs and fled, leaving the third behind. The suspects held that man, who is in his late teens, and told him he needed to find $400 for the drugs,

Sounds fair. He should have given up the names of the thieves. He didn't and paid the price. Justice.