Avast ye’ Matey! Aaarrrggghh!
Ya can have my brandy, you can have my wine, even have my lady if you like, but the gold chest at free republic will cost you your life matey! Arrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!! (squinting eye, ...shaking my left hand as if it was gone but had a hook on it instead...)
Stocks, if you think about it, don’t make people completely nuts like gold. That is the best part about gold I think. Oh, there’s no overpaid CEO either!