But for now, your reply leads directly back to my interjection of
How about we dont and look at yours on its own merits. When a person actually takes a look at it, it breaks down fairly fast.
Evolution has been a theory in crisis since 1859. Not a year has passed that has not been its last. I'm sure it will still be on its last legs when you and I are worm food.
But in the meantime, why not amuse us by demonstrating how you are smarter than the tens of thousands of PhD scientists who have lived and worked in the past hundred and fifty years.