[mainerforglobalwarming]

Forget about global warming, how do liberals propose will save the universe? If the universe is an expanding universe, someday all the stars may burn out, causing all life to cease. How do all the wise and brilliant trust fund lunatics propose we stop universal expansion?

[RightWhale]

Heat Death is coming, but long after the sun vaporizes the earth and long after Vega hits the solar system head on. We have only fifty million years, although by then it will be nothing but residually radioactive spiders and cockroaches here.