[dragnet2]

My wife told me she thought it was time we became a two income family...I told her I had no problem with her taking a second job.

She’s real spoiled an wants everything. On her birthday she wanted something that went from 0 to 225 fast...Didn’t care what color it was...So I bought her a bathroom scale.

[BobS]

"She’s real spoiled and wants everything. On her birthday she wanted something that went from 0 to 225 fast...Didn’t care what color it was...So I bought her a bathroom scale."

That's not a very well thought out present. You should have bought her an F-350 4WD with the V-10 and BF Goodriches' best $350 ones. And told her the running bars are on order so she can climb up to drive it:):)

[silverleaf]

Bada BING!
Thanks! I’ll be here all night!
Try the veal!

[Rennes Templar]

My wife said she wanted to go somewhere she hadn’t been before. I said how about the kitchen?