[Froufrou]

If I break a fingernail, I won’t be back for awhile...

I’m giving the impression I’m like the ex-girlfriend in You’ve Got Mail...the one how whines, “Where are my tic-tacs?” and when Tom Hanks looks at her she yells, “What?!”

I’m really not that bad...yet...

[TigersEye]

Ha ha ha! No you're not. But you're doggone funny.

If I send you some kevlar yarn would you knit me a bullet proof sweater? ;^)