I was thinking along the lines of holding a press conference inside the state capital.
I would show the press the document, and then take it into the men’s room. Then I’d say, “wait a minute”. After 2 minutes or so, the press would hear a toilet flush. I would come out of the men’s room empty-handed, and I’d explain to the shocked members of the press that, “the page with Harry Reid’s signature was a little rough”
You should demand an NEA grant before unveiling that work of performance art.