[Sig Sauer P220]

Does he play the sax and screw around like the first black president?

[uxbridge]

Bill Clinton was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

and Number 3 - He screwed ugly white women.

Even now...look at him...his wife works and he don't...and he gets a check from the government every month.
--Chris Rock