[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

I sign my name to what I write.

How admirable. Maybe instead of pimping your son out to socialists, you could sign your name to a check to cover his needs in life.

Oh, wait... you'd prefer I do that for you.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Maybe instead of pimping your son out to socialists, you could sign your name to a check to cover his needs in life.

Now that was a good one.