[Gay State Conservative]

I’m going to be passing near Manhattan on Friday.I think I’ll take a detour to the ESB and go up to the observation deck wearing a jacket whose pockets are overflowing with pork chops.

[vetvetdoug]

I would take a large bag of pork skins and chomp on them unceremoniously while taking a tour....

I take bags of pork skins on every plane ride I take and refer to them as Moose limb repellent.