I have this theory that, in general, liberals are poor athletes and utterly clueless about competitive sports. From Kerry praising “Manny Ortiz” and announcing the baseball score like it was a tennis match (”Tigers 2, Red Sox 3”), and Kathleen Kennedy Townsend talking about how she cheered when the Ravens “made a football”, I have wondered about a correlation between athleticism and mental illness.
Even when I roll through in my mind all the goofiest liberals I ever knew, I realize that none of them had any interest at all in sports, and all of them were either awkward or flat-out uncoordinated.
No joke.
Wish I had the time, patience, and resources to conduct a full study....
Ever notice that the first ones taken out in Dodge Ball game became Liberals as well? lol