Finally, someone who can compete with Al Gore in the Smarts Dept., since Big All also flunked out of about every school he ever attended, including Basic Training:
Big Al’s “protector” in Vietnam could not be reached for comment, to wit:
“Al Gore endlessly bragged to the media about his service in Vietnam. 'I took my turn regularly on the perimeter in these little firebases out in the boonies. Something would move, we’d fire first and ask questions later,' he told Vanity Fair. And then we found out Gore had a personal bodyguard in Vietnam, the most dangerous weapon he carried was a typewriter, and he left after three months. Although to his credit, Gore did not put in for a Purple Heart for the carpal tunnel syndrome he got from all that typing.”
— Ann Coulter, October 3, 2007
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