Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside’s Destroyed
Backwards...Don’t Ride Over Fifty
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forget OutRunning Dale
Found On Railroad Deserted
Found On Railroad Dead
Fools Only Read Directions
First On Repair Dolly
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
Forfiet On Race Day
Found On River Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
LOL, I haven’t heard some of these! And my Taurus’ (yes, I did buy more than one, sigh) fit these descriptions. I put 3 head gaskets in one of them, in less than 2 years. The first one shuddered if you tried to drive over 55. No one could find or fix the issue. I could go on. And on and on. And the dealership only made the matters worse, as when they replaced a recalled steering part and failed to re-install the pins, I drove off unable to steer at the close of the day. Or the fuel pump incorrectly installed, so that when I pumped gas, I essentially pumped the first couple dollars worth onto the ground, until I realized what was happening and stopped. Sigh. I know they had some good people there, but...