New Zimbabwe recipe
Mugabe stew
Take a pound of nothing and mix it with 2 tablespoons of nothing and add a pinch of nothing.
Dinner is served. Serves everyone in Zimbabwe except Mugabe and friends (who are probably eating foie gras and truffles)
That reminds me of some gallows humor from the WWII concentration camps, “Potato shadow soup.”
suspend a large potato over a pot of boiling water so that it’s shadow falls on the soup. cook and serve