[inneroutlaw]

There could be any number of unintended consequences come out of this, including a lot of bruised soccer mommies.

Who cares? Anyone who approves of or participates in this witch hunt will, at some point, get their well-deserved come-uppins. Let the bruises fall where they may.

[elkfersupper]

Even though I'm not a mother, never will be, don't care to be, and don't have the equipment to be (much like the driving forces of MADD); I look forward, as a founding member of Mothers Against Fat A$$es (MAFA) to alerting the food police to fat chicks clogging up the candy aisle at the grocery store.

I already enjoy scattering them like a stampede of semi-contained animated cottage cheese by walking through their hangouts with an unlit cigarette.

It's only one small step to turning them in for child abuse, as they frequently have their equally gelatinous progeny with them.

I can't wait until I get to go on patrol