Such skills are not “good things” to expose young children too, IMNSHO.
Get a baby sitter,if you want an adult night out at a tavern.
I really don’t want to see your child at a “tavern” specializing in adult oriented entertainment and alcoholic beverages.
Why don’t you just buy a case, turn on the radio, order a pizza, and stay home?
At least you wouldn’t be screwing with all the people who just wanted a break away from the children.....
How is this different than eating in a restaurant?
Oh...yeah..I forgot. the food is better. We opted to sit on the patio.
Its not like we were playing drinking games.
I’m sorry if you had a bad childhood.