Dear Ahmawhackoff,
We will be most happy to accept your invitation for a “visit” to your country at a date of our choosing in the not-so-distant future. Would you prefer a B-2 that you never see or a cruise missile that you never see as our first moment’s “greeting” to you?
Sincerely,
US Air Force
US Naval Air Wings
US Cruise Missile Launch Teams
US Air Force
US Naval Air Wings
US Cruise Missile Launch Teams
In keeping with Ahmanutjob’s school of diplomacy, these are just America’s “Goodwill Ambassadors”, yeah, that’s the ticket, raining down goodwill and love, yep that’s it.