LOL!
My daughter was so SURE, when I told her to wipe the stove top when she did dishes, that I was just doing it to “punish” her. She decided then and there she would not do it in her own home.
That lasted six months. Then she admitted to me that she had made SOOOO much work for herself, just to “spite” me! LOL! We got a pretty good laugh out of it.
Of course, it took her 20 years to tell me.... ;o]
“Adult” children will do the dumbest things to spite their parents ... all in their imagination, of course, because you couldn’t care less.
I’m probably letting Anoreth do her hair in shocking shades because my mother wouldn’t let me!