You don’t like the light? Are you a vampire?
Nope. Seattleite, next thing to troglodyte -- Evil Yellow Face iss to be avoided because it burnses our skinses, it doess, it hurtss our eyeses (why the per-capita ownership of sunglasses is highest in Seattle), and it discolors our prized "Seattlite White" -- one measure by which we detect Kalifornikaans in our midst.
Another good method of detection is reaction to precipitation: Seattleites have a carefully calibrated response to same, ranging from simply ignoring some levels, to walking briskly to others, to running only in the heaviest. Only furriners use umbrellas, and Kalifornians run from all precip!
If you like cool and wet, Seattle's a great place to be. (I love it here, it's so much like Scotland!)
Otherwise, I recommend California. Highly. You won't like it here, believe me.
Unless you're a conservative, in which case we WANT you to move here to this thoroughly delightful, beautiful and wonderful corner of the country with its ultra-mild climate, and help us fight off the "blue" infestation.