Yeah, but then you might have to relocate to a fjord, with pines, and all kinds of soggy weather and ...
Never mind.
Believe me, I'm no stranger to soggy weather. Love it, actually, as long as the windshield-wipers work and it's not massive deluge.
Speaking Scandihoovian, I'll have to rely on the Goodwife on that. But I'd be in better timezones for teleconferences.