[TalonDJ]

didn’t see her walking around with what was an OBVIOUS attempt at making something that resembles a bomb on her back.

That looks as much like a bomb as an apple. The security guards are morons.

[Rembrandt]

“That looks as much like a bomb as an apple. The security guards are morons.”
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TalonDJ, the TSA folks are not paid to be smart, they are paid to protect your smarmy, skinny little butt.