I'll call. How many European airports have you been through that don't offer service to the US.
The level of BS is very very different. And no I am not accusing the Europeans of having sloppy security. I am accusing the US of hiring Thousand Standing Around to create a charade of security and make some of you feel good.
Me. I think my security rests on the fine job that our offensive military forces do overseas. Given how great 9/11 turned out for its perpetrators and not-so-innocent bystanders, I would guess that Iran and Syria keep a lid on this stuff because a repeat will result in screams for similar action against Damascus and Tehran.
That is what I think security is, not going nuts over bottles of shampoo and flashing LEDs.
But that is me.