When traveling, never register in a hotel that is on the same street that has these three ‘businesses’:
1. Strip joint
2. Tattoos
3. Adult book store
Especially if the street is named "Martin Luther King Boulevard"...
Well that excludes every 5 star hotel in San Francisco then....
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