Eating Less Meat May Slow Climate Change

Associated Press ^ | September 13, 2007 | By Maria Cheng

[A_perfect_lady]

But... but... the reason I’m eating so many hamburgers is to kill off all them fartin’ cows!

[FlingWingFlyer]

I can just imagine the damage being done by beef burritos.

[farlander]

Bring on the huge chunk of perfectly done medium rare COW!

[RichInOC]

Excellent choice.

[KJacob]

So to combat global warming we need fewer animals? Maybe we can start a fight between these wackos and peta.

[GlennBeck08]

Wow... global warming has completely embraced the fringe left’s ideal world... I am so irritated by global warming I could scream.

[tdewey10]

LOL. I needed a good laugh.

[I see my hands]

Every Lefty cause gets to suck at the teat of GW. It's an unspoken arrangement.

[USMCPOP]

I always aspired to be a bovine flatuoligist. When I was little, I thought that meant measuring the height of the resulting patty. As we all came to realize, the world isn’t flat.

As I grew older, I realized that this referred to a different phenomenon altogether. Out gassing is a real and present danger, and no more so than in urban areas. So I gradually shifted my attention to monitoring the federal government. Talk about volatile emissions!

[shankbear]

Typing for Dummies.....MONKEY

[edcoil]

Saliva kills

Every human, ever alive has died from saliva.

[BigFinn]

If ‘emitted gasses’ are the problem, they should eliminate brocolli too.

[mylife]

These people are really quite mad.

[torchthemummy]

Every Lefty cause gets to suck at the teat of GW. It's an unspoken arrangement.

There has NEVER, I repeat, NEVER been an issue that could play the ultimate vehicle for EVERY item on the Democrat/Socialist agenda as Global Warming.

[finnman69]

Turn and face the strange! Cha Cha Changes!

[Libloather]

And I just put fluorescent bulbs in my deep freeze...

[Redbob]

""We are at a significant tipping point," said Geri Brewster, a nutritionist at Northern Westchester Hospital in New York, who was not connected to the study."

I.e., someone who knows nothing whatsoever about climate change, and the alleged science thereof.

[Redbob]

So if we all ate more meat, the upper Midwest, for example, would become habitable during winter?

[USNBandit]

Eating less meat could help slow global warming

What good is it going to do for a small country to eat less meat when the U.S. has so many people on the Fatkins diet eating only meat.

[Antoninus]

I hear that closing abortion mills, allowing prayer in public schools, cutting taxes, repealing gun-control laws, going to church, and voting for Duncan Hunter will also reduce global warming.

Go to it, libs.