You might want to try running Windows 95 for the same kind of time consuming fun. Anyone still using it?
Windows 95 was Mac 89. I took a pass.
I have an ancient laptop with Win95 on it. I only use it to talk to the computer in my car. It takes forever to boot up, partly because the backup battery is dead and I can't figure out how to open the case without destroying it. Only paid a few dollars for it though.