Q.How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A.Fill the Tank
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner’s manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
“The Oakland Police captured two men in their Yugo last night.
The men are being held as suspects in the city’s first push-by shooting.”
Q: Name the only car to ever go over the side of the Mackinaw Bridge, crashing into the water 200 feet below?
A: You got it — Yugo.