Sweet. I refuse (chuckle) to take delight (giggle) in the misfortunes of (tears running down cheeks) of a pretentious git such as Morgan. < John Wayne voice > “Like hell I won’t!” < /voice >
In 2007 he broke three of his ribs in a Segway accident, two years after having called American President George W. Bush an "idiot" for doing the same. However he still managed to perform as a judge for the finale of America's Got Talent shortly after.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Morgan