[SIDENET]

The purpose of a Yorkie is to bite your ankle, whereby you can shake it off.

Really? I didn't notice that in their breed characteristics, but if that is the case, I definitely don't want one now.

The purpose of a Pit Bull is for the phallic challenged to appear more masculine.

Well, of course. Why else would I want one? The Libs in my office also tell me that the same goes for SUVs, 4x4 pickups, and guns.

[Thumper1960]

You should see the little furballs fly when they're shaken off.

Even a broken clock is "correct" twice in a 24 hour period.

Unless it's 'military' time, then it's only correct once.

;-)