[Quiller]

He could have easily walked there. He could have sat in the vehicle and consumed alcohol (different offense no doubt, but not DUI). He could have gone to a party and a friend dropped him at his vehicle.

You left out the possibility that aliens had abducted him, conducted medical experiments involving alcohol, then deposited him and his truck in the parking lot.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

With as many aliens as we have in this country (and more flooding across the border) you’re probably right.