from article (re: Craig):
He sounded almost as convincing as, I did not have sex with that woman, said Gary Bauer, a Christian conservative and onetime Republican presidential candidate, reprising President Bill Clintons remark initially denying involvement with Monica S. Lewinsky. “
ROFL. Good on Bauer. Let’s drum Larry Fag out of office, now please.
Every time he said he wasn’t Gay, his voice went up an octave. By the end of the press conference, he was singing Tip Toe Through The Men’s Room.