>>Nah, that was the Stone of Scone, the namesake of all those tasteless Scottish pastries.
Anyone for battle bread? I’ve got some Ironcrusts(R)-”the toast with the most.”
THUD!
I'll see your Ironcrust and raise you a fruitcake. Have you ever tried one of those from Corsicana? They're in the mini-Daisy Cutter class.