[Hacklehead]

“I have my Segway all juiced up to go roaming the Texas Hill Country in order to view doves this weekend in their natural habitat.”

I would almost pay money to see what happens to someone caught riding a segway in Texas (outside of Austin or Dallas).

[OC_Steve]

I would almost pay money to see what happens to someone caught riding a segway in Texas (outside of Austin or Dallas).

It has a gun rack on it!!!

One of the techs that works for me suggested getting one to go between the buildings at our company. I told him he would get beat for sure if he drove one around the company.

[Stegall Tx]

I would almost pay money to see what happens to someone caught riding a segway in Texas (outside of Austin or Dallas).

There’s a Segway dealership in Hurst (between Ft. Worth and Dallas). It’s next door to the place I buy appliance parts. They have the loneliest looking sales staff I have ever seen. I guess I shouldn’t laugh, but I have to wonder what was going through their head when they decided to open that thing up?